{"id":105,"date":"2004-03-10T09:59:38","date_gmt":"2004-03-10T16:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/wp\/?p=105"},"modified":"2004-03-10T09:59:38","modified_gmt":"2004-03-10T16:59:38","slug":"ferver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/blog\/2004\/03\/10\/ferver\/","title":{"rendered":"Ferver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am by no means religious, quite the contrary, but my relatively mild-mannered disbelief pales next to her allergic reaction to all things religious. My wife once yelled at a proselytizer handing-out pamphlets at a Faire. The woman must have thought Dani was possessed, because she jumped and ran.<\/p>\n<p>Recently, we have been coming home to pamphlets stuck in our door. Dani does not like this, so she offered a response that we now have posted on our door:\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.johnnylogic.org\/images\/bible1.jpg?resize=286%2C428\" align=\"middle\" height=\"428\" width=\"286\"\/>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.johnnylogic.org\/images\/bible2.jpg?resize=282%2C430\" align=\"middle\" height=\"430\" width=\"282\"\/><\/p>\n<p>What will the neighbors think&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am by no means religious, quite the contrary, but my relatively mild-mannered disbelief pales next to her allergic reaction to all things religious. My wife once yelled at a proselytizer handing-out pamphlets at a Faire. The woman must have thought Dani was possessed, because she jumped and ran. Recently, we have been coming home [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","czr-hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s71YpQ-ferver","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnnylogic.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}